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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 16, 2005 14:15:02 GMT -5
This is a list of things to do that are anoying, iritating, or just plain disgusting and/or mean to certain people (such as Church-Freaks, Old people, etc.). Any additions are welcome.
1. Breathe loudly while sitting next to others. 2. Sing incorrect lyrics in an off key manner 3. Call someone's cell phone while standing next to them. 4. Order pizza for your neighbor without telling them first. 5. Belch loudly. 6. Put duct tape over car headlights, tail lights, etc. 7. Take all of the free samples. 8. Throw water balloons at people. Aim right below the belt. 9. Wear a bright tube top to a funeral. 10. Constantly speak in a monotone whisper. 11. Make permanent marker dots on the foreheads of the unsuspecting. 12. Say "like" more than 5 times in one sentence. 13. Drop a condom on the floor after a prude-ish lady walks by. Stop them, pick up the condom, and ask them "Did you drop this?" 14. Have a food fight in the produce aisle. 15.Offer to spitshine a bald person's head for a quarter. 16. Make beeping noises when a fat person walks backwards. 17. Ask a fat person why the grocery store across the street is out of stock on everything. 18. Switch the license plates on cars. 19.Throw eggs during a snowball fight. 20. Walk into a fitting room. Wait 3 minutes, then yell VERY LOUDLY "They forgot the toilet paper again!"
Post your own lists, I want to see what your inner sadist can think up
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 16, 2005 18:07:52 GMT -5
ROFLMAO at number 13...wow. I'll try to think of some.
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silentdeath
Scribbles in the Dark
I am never free because my demon is controlling me.
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Post by silentdeath on Mar 28, 2005 23:23:03 GMT -5
poke someone until it pisses them off and they slap you or punch you.
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 30, 2005 2:29:55 GMT -5
1. eat the filling out of all the oreos in the box, then put them all back 2.ask someone what gender they are 3.WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!! 4.Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop." 5.Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over. 6.Super Glue quarters to floors. 7.Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment. 8.When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining. 9.Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up! 10.Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 30, 2005 2:37:12 GMT -5
OMFG I love # 6...
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Post by ~Lady*RaVeN~ on Mar 31, 2005 13:34:45 GMT -5
1. Cough very loudly and disgustingly in public places around where people are eating without covering your mouth.
2. Put water or hair gel in your hair (preferably hair gel) make ur hair messy and gross looking then go out with your friends and talk loudly about how you're never taking a shower again because it's what society wants you to do an society can kiss your ass.
3. Walk behind someone very closely and repeatedly step on their heels and shoe laces.
4. Purposely trip over anything and everything.
5. Go into the same store every half hour and ask where the bathroom is (especially if the store doesn't have a bathroom)
5. Call up some random phone number during the superbowl and say "Hey! It's me!" and start talking and talking about the game...but instead of talking about the teams that are actually playing, replace the names with names of teams that weren't even close to making it to the superbowl.
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Wraith Storm
Scribbles in the Dark
I am lost on the sea of love, and grief...
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Post by Wraith Storm on Apr 6, 2005 20:59:06 GMT -5
1. Go outside when someone is moving in close to you, preferably with friends, and start talking about how so and so in apartment whatever was in jail for murder, and rape within hearing range of your new nighbor then greet them saying you'll look forward to thier wake. walk off
2. Wake up total strangers at 3 in the morning and tell them its time for inspection, and that the drill sargent is not happy with thier conduct.
3. sit outside a public resturant, complaning about the food, and how one person found strange pieces of meat in the food. shaped like fingers and toes...
4. dance around in the elevator singing at the top of your lungs the theme song from threes company.
5. as people walk by you, guess out loud thier age, wieght, and shoes size.
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Post by SadistSecret on Apr 6, 2005 21:03:28 GMT -5
Wow, I love #5 from Raven and #1 from Wraith...you all are great....
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Wraith Storm
Scribbles in the Dark
I am lost on the sea of love, and grief...
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Post by Wraith Storm on Apr 6, 2005 21:28:50 GMT -5
*inclines head* Thanks. I did that one once. only once. I almost got in trouble for it, but I had done it in another neighborhood so I couldn't get caught as easily.
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Post by SadistSecret on Apr 6, 2005 21:44:12 GMT -5
21: Hold a contest on New Year's to see who can throw the champagne bottles the farthest down the street. 22: Pretend that you're going to throw up on someone. 23: When in a group, scratch your head and say, "Dandruff." 24: Fill out your tax forms in Roman Numerals. 25: When someone tells you to have a nice day, inform them that you have other plans. 26: Put duct tape over people's headlights. 27: Hide behind a large vehicle and set off your own car alarm when somone walks near your car. 28: Scream out loud at the mall (or any other public place) that "THE END IS NEAR!" 29: Replace the coffee in the breakroom with decaf, and then after two weeks replace the decaf with espresso. 30: wRiTe LiKe ThIs FoR a FoRmAl BuSiNeSs LeTtEr.
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Post by ~Lady*RaVeN~ on Apr 8, 2005 12:48:37 GMT -5
Wow, I love #5 from Raven and #1 from Wraith...you all are great.... lol which number 5....I accidentally put 2. haha
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Post by SadistSecret on Apr 8, 2005 12:56:16 GMT -5
lol which number 5....I accidentally put 2. haha It doesnt matter because they both kick ass
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Post by ~Lady*RaVeN~ on Apr 10, 2005 14:41:05 GMT -5
I like Wraith's #5. It's awesome. lol ;D
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Post by ~Lady*RaVeN~ on Apr 10, 2005 14:43:28 GMT -5
25: When someone tells you to have a nice day, inform them that you have other plans. I'm deffinately going to do that. lol
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Apr 11, 2005 10:55:26 GMT -5
I saw someone do this the other day!
Go up to a couple who are holding hands and being all cutesy, and walk up to the guy and say "Wow. Man, I thought you were gay! Weren't you with Kyle last week?" and everytime he says no come up with something like "No, I saw you, you were kissing him over by the DQ!"
Man that guy got so pissed. It was hilarious.
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