How to be annoying

SadistSecret Headmaster Ooooh...shiny. Posts: 409	How to be annoying Apr 11, 2005 11:13:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SadistSecret on Apr 11, 2005 11:13:44 GMT -5 Oh, wow, that's just great. I should do that sometime.
	My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Though I may be gone Know that I'm still here. And we'll sing again the happy songs But please don't shed a tear.

FierceLikeTiger Bound to the Quill Lilith, Who Named Us All Posts: 179	How to be annoying Apr 11, 2005 11:55:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FierceLikeTiger on Apr 11, 2005 11:55:53 GMT -5 yup
	Between the covers of the books that no one had ever read again, in the old parchments damaged by dampness, a livid flower had prospered, and in the air that had been the purest and brightest in the house an unbearable smell of rotten memories floated. ~Gabriel Garcia Marquez

pyro Astute with Ink narcisistic drama queen Posts: 59	How to be annoying Apr 12, 2005 17:26:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pyro on Apr 12, 2005 17:26:05 GMT -5 If i weren't so lazy, I'd go to the DF and take what i said in the same thread there, but guess what, i'm lazy
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kpyro12002 Scribbles in the Dark i know what you put in them brownies Posts: 41	How to be annoying May 31, 2005 20:10:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kpyro12002 on May 31, 2005 20:10:18 GMT -5 that so sounds like something charlie would do. by the way i woud like to say that squeakers dropping the condom one, was mine thanks. i should do that at church
	Person 1 "no i didn't cut myself" Person 2 "then what are all those marks" person 1 "well, i'll tell you this, when they tell you not to feed the bears it's for a damned good reason!!"

SadistSecret Headmaster Ooooh...shiny. Posts: 409	How to be annoying May 31, 2005 22:30:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SadistSecret on May 31, 2005 22:30:47 GMT -5 Only if you get it on video or take me with you so I can watch....
	My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Though I may be gone Know that I'm still here. And we'll sing again the happy songs But please don't shed a tear.

Fake Temporary Name
Scribbles in the Dark

*urgle*

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How to be annoying Jun 11, 2005 23:18:42 GMT -5

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Post by Fake Temporary Name on Jun 11, 2005 23:18:42 GMT -5

Sorry if any of this is repeating old stuff, I didn't read all of it.

1. Take everything as an insult.
2. Respond to everything with "Thats what YOU think."
3. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodyes nerves, everybodys nerves. I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes...
4. When eating mystery meat at a cafeteria, causually mention how your dog went missing the day before.
5. Learn the bagpipes, play them at all "Battle of the Bands" concerts in your area.
6. Get an insane stero system for your car, blare polka music on it while driving through town.
7. Laugh manicacly during tests.
8. Laugh maniacly after you finish talking to anyone.
9. Laugh maniacly randomly throughout the day.
10. Instead of throwing out old papers, burn them while suspisciously eyeing those nearby.
11. Speak entirely in pig-latin.
12. Hold surprise "Running of the Rats" in your school hallways.
13. At school dances, dance slowly to fast songs and fast to slow songs.
14. Sit during the national anthem and stand during class.
15. Answer all questions given by teachers with "Because God said it should be so."
16. Challenge people to Jazz-offs.
17. Slap people with a glove and challenge them to duels.
18. Go up to people and ask "Arn't you Richard Simmons?" (Family Guy.

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19. Leave magnets near all school computers.
20. Periodically throughout the day yell: "Hammer Time!" and start dancing.
21. Hold out a lighter and hairspray while grinning strangly, ask those nearby if they are afraid of fire.
22. Finish all sentences with "And thats my plan."
23. Start all sentences with "And thats my plan."
24. Forward chainmails to the same people six times. If someone asks you to stop say "But my puppy will die if I don't!", or some other idiotic consequence commenly associated with Chain-Mail.
25. End all sentences with "Christ Compels Thee!!!".
26. Ask to borrow a dollar from someone, once you have received the dollar yell "Hahahaha! I don't need YOU anymore!", and run off giggling.

All of these were written by me, just now.

One night the clock struck twelve, the window opened wide.
The age I learned to fly, I took a step outside.
Whats under all the tales?
Its time to turn back time, follow the pale moonlight.
Fate brought me here, its time to cut the rope and fly to a dream.

SadistSecret Headmaster Ooooh...shiny. Posts: 409	How to be annoying Jun 12, 2005 21:15:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SadistSecret on Jun 12, 2005 21:15:20 GMT -5 Wow, those are great!
	My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Though I may be gone Know that I'm still here. And we'll sing again the happy songs But please don't shed a tear.

Fake Temporary Name Scribbles in the Dark urgle Posts: 22	How to be annoying Jun 13, 2005 10:54:41 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fake Temporary Name on Jun 13, 2005 10:54:41 GMT -5 Thanks.
	One night the clock struck twelve, the window opened wide. The age I learned to fly, I took a step outside. Whats under all the tales? Its time to turn back time, follow the pale moonlight. Fate brought me here, its time to cut the rope and fly to a dream.

kpyro12002
Scribbles in the Dark

i know what you put in them brownies

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How to be annoying Jun 22, 2005 22:04:32 GMT -5

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Post by kpyro12002 on Jun 22, 2005 22:04:32 GMT -5

the everybodys nerve song reminded meof a song i used to sing on the bus to piss people off "this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my firends, some people STARTED SINGING IT not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever JUST BECAUSE.....this is the song that never ends......etc"
i credit lampchops for that song and also blame lampchops because i was once hit in the head with a math book for singing it.

Person 1 "no i didn't cut myself"
Person 2 "then what are all those marks"
person 1 "well, i'll tell you this, when they tell you not to feed the bears it's for a damned good reason!!"

SadistSecret Headmaster Ooooh...shiny. Posts: 409	How to be annoying Jul 1, 2005 23:18:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SadistSecret on Jul 1, 2005 23:18:08 GMT -5 Was I the one that sit you with a book? That sounds like something I would do.
	My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Though I may be gone Know that I'm still here. And we'll sing again the happy songs But please don't shed a tear.

YourDarkestSecret Astute with Ink What you see is what you get and if it's not good enough for you, then you're shit out of luck. Posts: 72	How to be annoying Jul 20, 2005 19:35:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by YourDarkestSecret on Jul 20, 2005 19:35:26 GMT -5 Awesome. So many laughs man.
	Time is the one thing that will eventually hurt us, next to love. Time is the one thing that will eventuallyheal us, next to love. Is there really a difference between time and love? That's everyones different opinion. Mine is kept secret from the world, embedded in the abyss of my heart.

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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Apr 11, 2005 11:55:53 GMT -5

Post by pyro on Apr 12, 2005 17:26:05 GMT -5

Post by kpyro12002 on May 31, 2005 20:10:18 GMT -5

Post by SadistSecret on May 31, 2005 22:30:47 GMT -5

Post by Fake Temporary Name on Jun 11, 2005 23:18:42 GMT -5

Post by SadistSecret on Jun 12, 2005 21:15:20 GMT -5

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Post by kpyro12002 on Jun 22, 2005 22:04:32 GMT -5

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Post by YourDarkestSecret on Jul 20, 2005 19:35:26 GMT -5