Post by SadistSecret on Dec 22, 2005 0:02:59 GMT -5
There are some fucking STUPID people in the army. I've talked to them over the phone.
ME: "Delta company first of the triple deuce, pvt miller speaking how may i help you sir or ma'am.
THEM: "yeah this is private so and so, i need a ride"
ME: "from where?"
THEM: the hospital
ME: "alright, i'll let the driver know when he gets back"
THEM: "so he;s on his way now?"
ME: "I don't know. he wasnt here wehn you called"
THEM: "well i'll look for him, bye"
ME: *click*
ME: "Delta company, first of the triple duece, pvt miller speaking how may i help you sir or ma'am?"
THEM: "i need a ride."
ME: "A ride from where?"
THEM: "uh, yah, its that one place by the field"
ME: "the mwr"?
THEM: "um, i dont know. theres a chicken place by it too."
ME: "that's the mwr."
THEM: "oh really? thanks for telling me."
ME: "i'll send the driver as sonn as possible"
THEM: "how long will it take to drive? drill sergeant so and so wants me back by such and such time"
ME: "then walk. quickly"
THEM: "i odnt know how to get back"
ME: "how did you get there?"
THEM: "i walked".
*this is the part where i try my hardest not to kill the person on the other side
ME: "fine, ill let the driver know to pick you up. i dont know when i'll see him but it shouldnt take too long"
THEM: "that like 5 minutes right?"
ME: "yeah." *in an extremely frustrated tone.*
THEM: "bye " *click*
ME: "delta company, first of the triple duece, this is private miller speaking, how may i help you sir or ma'am"
THEM: "yeah this is pvt so and so, and need to speak to drill sergeant such and such" *the named DS is not in our company*
ME: "he is'nt part of this company. what compnay are you from?"
THEM: "charile."
ME: "okay, thier phone number is 878-something or other."
THEM: "ok, bye"
ME: *click*
I swear im going to strangle someone with that phone cord.
ME: "Delta company first of the triple deuce, pvt miller speaking how may i help you sir or ma'am.
THEM: "yeah this is private so and so, i need a ride"
ME: "from where?"
THEM: the hospital
ME: "alright, i'll let the driver know when he gets back"
THEM: "so he;s on his way now?"
ME: "I don't know. he wasnt here wehn you called"
THEM: "well i'll look for him, bye"
ME: *click*
ME: "Delta company, first of the triple duece, pvt miller speaking how may i help you sir or ma'am?"
THEM: "i need a ride."
ME: "A ride from where?"
THEM: "uh, yah, its that one place by the field"
ME: "the mwr"?
THEM: "um, i dont know. theres a chicken place by it too."
ME: "that's the mwr."
THEM: "oh really? thanks for telling me."
ME: "i'll send the driver as sonn as possible"
THEM: "how long will it take to drive? drill sergeant so and so wants me back by such and such time"
ME: "then walk. quickly"
THEM: "i odnt know how to get back"
ME: "how did you get there?"
THEM: "i walked".
*this is the part where i try my hardest not to kill the person on the other side
ME: "fine, ill let the driver know to pick you up. i dont know when i'll see him but it shouldnt take too long"
THEM: "that like 5 minutes right?"
ME: "yeah." *in an extremely frustrated tone.*
THEM: "bye " *click*
ME: "delta company, first of the triple duece, this is private miller speaking, how may i help you sir or ma'am"
THEM: "yeah this is pvt so and so, and need to speak to drill sergeant such and such" *the named DS is not in our company*
ME: "he is'nt part of this company. what compnay are you from?"
THEM: "charile."
ME: "okay, thier phone number is 878-something or other."
THEM: "ok, bye"
ME: *click*
I swear im going to strangle someone with that phone cord.