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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 4, 2005 1:04:01 GMT -5
Does anyone else hate little kids? I can't stand them. I have particularly had some issues with them lately as my mom's friend continues to bring her kids over all the time. I hate it. First the little one (8) got me sick, then she broke our gazelle, then she spilled white grape juice on my blanket and hocked up a loogie on my pillow. She screams all the time and doesn't listen AT ALL. Yesterday she threw my laptop on the floor really hard because she was mad at her sister. I don't want to yell at her (or her 12 year old sister) because they aren't my kids...but is it too much to ask for the mother to do it? They are constantly fighting, constantly screaming, and constantly tormenting each other, throwing things, eating EVERYTHING in sight, and breaking things right and left. Just some thoughts. Feel free to reply.
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 4, 2005 1:06:17 GMT -5
Normally, I'd tell you to kill them both, but they're not your kids, and even if they wre, a double homicide is a bad thing to get into. I say you duct tape them to the wall and let the cat lick thier toes.
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Post by DarkNightmare on Mar 5, 2005 0:24:59 GMT -5
i would tell you the same thing but here is a idea slip nYquil into their drinks that should put them to sleep ;D
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 5, 2005 0:26:54 GMT -5
OMG that is hilarious!
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 5, 2005 1:48:26 GMT -5
lol, I have sudafed with codiene...think that'll do it?
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 5, 2005 1:49:34 GMT -5
Should work...anything that induces drowsiness works.
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 7, 2005 0:09:58 GMT -5
But how much is safe to give a child without killing them? I mean...maim is fine...kill....not so good.
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 7, 2005 0:38:51 GMT -5
How about 'torture'? Would that work?
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 7, 2005 1:34:51 GMT -5
After the shit they pulled friday...anything.
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 7, 2005 7:28:59 GMT -5
Sure...Get me over there and i'll have lots of fun.
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 7, 2005 12:39:44 GMT -5
I bet you would. When I get my car you can come torture them all you want
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 7, 2005 12:53:57 GMT -5
I'll have lots of fun...hehehe
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 7, 2005 14:33:20 GMT -5
I'd have fun just having someone else take them off my hands for once.
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Post by SadistSecret on Mar 7, 2005 16:27:45 GMT -5
Get me over there and bring a roll of duct tape and you have a deal.
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Post by FierceLikeTiger on Mar 7, 2005 23:19:20 GMT -5
I have purple and silver duct tapes! We could make a pretty picture!!!
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